The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!