The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to see through pastry..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!