The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!