the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to poke

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!