The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to vote

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!