The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!