The power to bleed on command

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to have a V8

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to jerk off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!