The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!