The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!