- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to die at will

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to eat food.

A healing punch

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

the power of being yourself

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to cease to exist at birth!

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Crap out everything you're allergic too

the power to move something right next to you

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

Pointless Super Powers