- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to stop existing.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power of women's rights.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to have a super power,

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to turn into birdseed

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power drown in water

Pointless Super Powers