The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!