- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to be powerless

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Nipple Radar.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

he power to make mistakes

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to eat food.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers