the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!