The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to see forever

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!