The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!