- Pointless Super Powers

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to police irony

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

to die when you are happy

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

the power to get sick

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of micro penis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!