- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the power to like charlie

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Pointless Super Powers