The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to touch your toes

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hello

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!