- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to like any show

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to lick your elbow.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to read captchas

the power to itch your teeth

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

Pointless Super Powers