The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!