the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!