The ability to swim in water.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!