- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to have a power

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to divide by zero

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

Pointless Super Powers