The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The power to control yourself

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!