- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

the power to herd cats

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

Pointless Super Powers