- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to eat food.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

Acid pee

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The ability to be Edward Cullen

to die when you are happy

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to die when you get scared.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Pointless Super Powers