The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to read the terms of service.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!