Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!