you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!