The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!