The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!