the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!