- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to explode on demand.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the ability to smell sounds

The power to be a dick.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

Pointless Super Powers