The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!