The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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See through invisible people

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!