The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to herd cats

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to create a meme

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!