The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!