The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!