the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to live.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!