The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!