The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!