The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to die

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power of bullet atraction

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!