The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to create a meme

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!