The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a V8

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!