The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!