- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to stop existing.

The power of women's rights.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

32% Levitation.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

Pointless Super Powers