The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to see through glass

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to not have a super power.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!