The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Stop clapping

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!