the power to see into the present.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Aweonao

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!