The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to jerk off

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Lactokinesis

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!