the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!