The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!