The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to create powers

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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to be shitty

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!