The ability to smell colors.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

the power to control urine

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the ability to type slower.

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

the power to shit bricks

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

power to eat through your but

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!