The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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A healing punch

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!