- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make cats burp.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The ability to read braile.

Liam Brudenell

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to die when you die

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to sexually attract whales

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Pointless Super Powers