The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shed hair

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to die

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!