the power to create a meme

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to live.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!