The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to shed hair

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the power to vote

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!