The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to in power your self

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!