the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to like this post

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to vote

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!