The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power of words

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!