The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the ability to command watermelons

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!