The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!