The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to open doors that are already open

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!