The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to eat with your butt

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!