The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!