The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!